As promised, I’ma do a rant on these rookie boys that gave me a good 5 minute laugh. LOL!
When they first debut just a day before Taeyang’s comeback I didn’t bother checking them out at all just cause I don’t feel the need to. But curiousity got to me when…
“OMG! He’s tryna be GD!”
“That’s so TOP“
“That dude wants to be Taeyang so bad..”
etc… And, I can’t help it but to check them out. So finally, last night I did and at first I stopped watching after 45secs. or so of their MV/Perf. But thankfully, there was some dude worth watching on both groups.
Joon for MBLAQ. The one who played young Rain on Ninja Assassin w/c made me wanna watch it. LOL!
Then there’s the maknae Dong Woon for BEAST. Ha! I finally, got another maknae on my list. YAY! LOL!
Yep, thanks to them I get through the whole 3-5mins of gayness. I know I’m being mean but then again it can’t be helped 🙂 So yeah…
My thoughts on these rookie boys…would only be one word. ROOKIES. LOL!
Don’t you agree on that?!
But before I go on I shall state that…
I DON’T HATE THEM!
Just to make everything clear. 🙂
First off I shall start with Cube’s Entertainment First Boy Band, BEAST/B2ST, I prefer them than MBLAQ though… I think I could stand more of Dong Woon despite the urge to want more of Joon’s “GD cockiness” LOL!
BEAST/B2ST: [L-R]: Yoon Doo Joon, Son Dong Woon, Yang Yo Seob, Lee Ki Kwang, Yang Hyun Seung, & Yong Jun Hyung.
According to my observation, this group currently have 2 G-Dragon, 1 TOP, and 1 Taeyang WBeez . 🙂 Let’s break them down shall we…
Son Dong Woon – The maknae. The one who helped me get through the 3-5mins. of gayness. I don’t fangirl on him that much so I can’t say more. He’s cute. Nuff said! 🙂
Lee Ki Kwang – Debuted under the name AJ with Dancing Shoes which I think he should’ve just stick with. LOL! This dude is such a Taeyang fanboy! He did state that his favorite artist is Taeyang, and I can’t be more happy but he ruined it when he tried to be Taeyang, when we all know Nothin’ beats that dude and no offense on AJ fans, but he’s NO WHERE near Taeyang. I’m not JUST being biased but I’m also stating FACTS. I couldn’t even call his “grinding” a “grind” LOL!
And, He’s the Wbee dude who tryna do the boogey that Taeyang did for Gara Gara Go not Go. Mah bad on that. Thanks to Kimmy though 🙂
Yang Yo Seob – The G-Dragon Wbee #1. This lil’ blonde dude is so GD-nized w/his hair. I can’t say more of him coz the only thing that came to my oh-so-Big-Bang-polluted mind is that… “He’s so GD-nized!” Nuff said. *bow*
Yoon Doo Joon – He’s the one that got eliminated from True Blood for JYPE’s One Day Boys. He’s the TOP WBee. Just cause he did TOP’s trademark move LOL!
Yang Hyun Seung – Also known as SO-1. Now this dude was known for being eliminated from the 9th episode of Big Bang’s documentary. I’m quite happy for him that he finally get to debut but I’m glad that Papa YG picked Seung Ri. Just imagine how will Big Bang sound if he was chosen instead. Now, you guys should really appreciate the maknae on that. LOL! One thing to keep in mind in being a group is that your voices should compliment each other and as far as I heard him sing I don’t think his voice goes well with the other Big Bang boys. If you say I’m being biased then suit yourself. It’s a Fact and you can deny it all you want I don’t care eh eh eh eh eh…ROFL!xD!
Yong Jun Hyun – The G-Dragon Wbee #2. He was an ex-XING member under the stage name “Poppin’ Dragon“. I know I LOL-ed on that too. This dude reminds me so much of the gagman Wang BiHo when he parodied G-Dragon’s mohican hairstyle during Haru Haru Days.IDK but yeah he reminds me so much of that dude that I can’t seem to take him seriously when he’s singing. LMFAO! Oh he cracked me up so bad! But on second thought maybe when his look goes back during his XING days I might call him a hottie. I MIGHT!
So, as of the time being I’ll try to check them out once in awhile especially when I need some good laugh. I know I’m being a Bad Girl for laughing at them or for finding them funny but it can’t be helped. 🙂
And as for J-Tune Entertainment’s First Boy Band MBLAQ, this group sounds so much like Rain that I thought it was Rain divided into 5. LOL! I think it was quite understandable cause Rain created this group.But nonethless, It didn’t helped me to NOT have moments when I’m annoyed by one specific member that he makes me want to rip his sunglasses off so bad. So before that happens I shall break down the boys for y’all 🙂
MBLAQ: [L-R]: Yang Seung Ho, Jung Byung Hee/Jang Goon, Lee Chang Seon/Lee Joon, Bang Chul Yeong/Mireu, Park Sang Hyun.
Yang Seung Ho – The leader and vocal, nothin’ much to say on him aside from the fact that he ruined their already sucking perf. due to the fact that he looks like he’s runnin’ out of breath from the not-so-intense dance routine they we’re doing.
Jang Byung Hee/Jang Goon – Also known as GO. The Taeyang WBee. Who tries his very best to be Taeyang that it irks me. Dude! C’mon You can never be Him. You’re NO WHERE near Him. So please do us all a favor and get your REAL self out there. And WTF?! is GO?! Seriously, boy I can’t seem to get you. LOL! And may I add that as much as you tryna be Taeyang, You reminded me of that back up dancer instead. Why is that?! And please, put some effort on your dancing cause according to my observation your not givin’ your all compared to Seung Ho, who even sort of ruined one of your perf. just cause he was giving his all in your not-so-intense dance routine. Be Ashame. If you tryna be Taeyang you should learn that HE, the almighty, gives his all in every performance.
Lee Chang Seon/Lee Joon – My favorite lovely not-so-packed-but-still-HOT ABS dude! Also, G-Dragon’s A Student in Cockiness. This dude helped me get through watching them. Despite him wearing those totally-NOT-HOT Harem pants, he’s “GD Cockiness” pays off. So for the first time in my fangirl history, I didn’t focus much below the belt. Since, those Harem pants are pain in my eyes. But gladly, he flashed those not-so-packed-compared-to-Taeyang-yet-still HOT Abs so it’s all good. 🙂 Oh Joon, Thank God! MBLAQ have you! 😀
Bang Chul Yong/MiReu -Also known as MiR. Go Eun Ah’s Brother and a G-Dragon WBee. But sadly, he looks so much like Lee HongKi instead but this time he ain’t singing but rapping. LOL! I still can’t get over the thought that first came in mind whilst watching them. “What?! HongKi raps now?!” LMFAO! Totally hilarious right?! HongKi and rapping just doesn’t go to well. IMO. And as for his rapping, he tries to rap like G-Dragon or it’s how he really raps. I can’t really tell cause whenever his on all I could think is “HongKi Rapping“. Now, it makes me think, is HongKi’s face that common in the Kpop Industry?!o_O!
Park Sang Hyun -Also known as CheonDung and Thunder?!o_O! Ok that just sounds somewhat weird.LOL! You prolly, know him as 2NE1’s Sandara Park’s brother. Oh so as they say it runs in the family. But sadly, for him he wasn’t trained under YG which I must say did a great job on training Dara. 🙂 Nothin’ much on this boy but I was thinkin’ if he stole his sister’s-supposed-to-be-but-didn’t-get-the cut outfit choice. Cause honestly, that half and half outfit isn’t doin’ him any justice and with all that eyeliner. Oh gawd~! It didn’t appear that HOT at all 😦
So as for MBLAQ, which apparently stands for Music Boys Live in Absolute Quality which I beg to disagree since I think Music Boys Live in Average Quality suits them better. 🙂 Don’t you agree so!? LOL!
I’ll try to watch them and go Oh Yeah only when Joon continues on flashing his not-so-packed-but-still-HOT Abs and so as showing that he learned from the best in “GD Cockiness” .
Conclusion:
– That both this rookie groups have members that’s been totally Big Bang-nized! And as much as I’m happy that they looked up to Big Bang they still have to show more of their REAL self. Originality is the way to go people.
And hopefully, they’ll be better as the years past. But as for now I’ll try cuttin’ ’em some slack if I could or maybe when they stop sucking.
“Different people have different opinions.”
PS: I’m terribly sorry to those fans that got offended. This is just my own thoughts and opinions.
They’re so hilarious that I can’t hate them. 🙂
Ciao bella~!
~ Jae
first of all… thanks for clearing up their names for me LOL. i’m at the remembering phase. but i shall refer to this post everytime i forget~
second, WORD! i prefer b2st over mblaq way more.
I can’t agree more on that second one. BEAST/B2ST > MBLAQ LOL! I feel the same way..LOL!
LOL funny shit
I so second this post. I LOVE YOUR OPINIONS LOL 😀
Okay, im gonna start this in in the opposite order tha you have, lol.
MBLAQ:
So i watched their performance after reading your post so I can form a (already-biased) opinion on them. and yes, they are still reeeaaally gay. they look like metro-i got puked on-manadors. and tha music does not help their image either. they do not do the chest pump/pop justice and PLEASE some one help them control their breathing while dancing. if it cant be done–then dont attempt it. Joon looked like he was about to pass out >> FROM THE BEGINNING, lmao. and DAMN i kno wha you guys are talkin about when you said tha Joon is the brown-noser in the Cockiness class of GD. tha boy looks good doing it and his “not-so-packed-but-still-HOT Abs” << PSH its more like "not-so-packed-abs-period" flash was NOT cute. but i see the attraction you and TKPA have for him… hes pretty sexy. Dara's brother looks like death, lol. it looks like he definitely did not get enough sleep and during that "dance break" (if you call tha a dance break) the blonde dude's facial expression after his weird flippy thing was too HAPPY, its almost like he was congratulating himself for making it. their song is SUPER annoying and GO is super annoying looking, lmao. maybe you guys are right—he needs to take off the sunglasses, get rid of the facial hair and maybe do something with his hair for him to look right…but RIGHT NOW, it aint right. and maybe in another song his voice would be showcased a bit more…and as for debut song. it is DEFINITELY catchy but like in a really annoying way. Its not like the Ring Ding Dong song of SHINee where you catch yourself singing it but its okay bc its not the worst song to be stuck in your head… BUT for OH YEA? yo son if i had tha song stuck in my head— i would throw something and the first person who pisses me off or to the person who put the song in my head in the first place!!! NO JOKE.
Okay, I think thas all i had to say about MBLAQ. oh and YES to your altered version of the meaning of MBLAQ.
Beast/B2ST:
First off, their song Bad Girl is definitely definitely better than Oh Yeah but does any one notice they say "Please My Hate Girl"? WTF does tha mean? i guess its another one of Cube's "Shawty Star"… (and they also say "i wanna come to me girl"… enough said)
So idk where to start with these boys… their debut perf wasnt terrible but it wasnt great. the song is much more pleasing to the ear but its really upbeat… like a lil TOO upbeat, cha kno? Like… it doesnt fit with the image they were tryna go for…"beast" like it was just weak. Another bad debut song in my opinion. i dont see wha ppl see in the maknae of the group–my first impression of this performance is tha its very very forgettable. and again with the chest pumps! why do these boys fail at the chest pumps? i guess we've been blessed to see them come from the King of Foreplay so its never the same… i still dont like HyunSeung–his voice still doesnt really compliment this group. AJ is still a freakin cuuutie but he started with the flashing of the 'abs' too damn early…and then everyone else is pretty forgettable–nothing else is worthy to be spoken of.
so to end this comment,
we need better songs to really see wha these groups can really do and to live up to their names cuz right now…they are simply rookies and will remain so until they prove us wrong!
end. xP
ybfosho143:
I think I just DIED reading your comment! Wouldn’t you be happy if you did this weird flippy thing and didn’t BUST YOUR DAMN HEAD on the ground while doing it? Because holy shit I so would have, so “blondie” (SeungHo) gets mad props from me for pulling that off.
But seriously … am I like the only one who is digging MBLAQ or what?? haha
I can’t wait to see what BOTH groups show us in the future, but I agree with you, Jae … they really need to find their own little personality and be different so we DON’T compare them to the pros.
TKPA